- Let me stop you right there: you sound terrible. You know, you're doing this thing, which is just you know... what the hell is that? And you look like if I touched you, you'd be sticky, and frankly you smell bad.You're pretty much offensive to all five senses.
- That's only four.
- Actually, you know when you smell something, and it gets stuck in the air, and you can sort of taste it? Well I'm tasting you right now, and it tastes awful. Truly disgusting, like salty garbage.

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Comme ça, personne ne saura jamais comment tout a commencé.

Et comme personne ne lira jamais cet article, personne ne saura jamais que personne ne saura jamais comment tout a commencé.

(Rire diabolique)

Procellus, ou des nevroses bizarres.